Monday Listing

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Reasons to Never, Ever Do a Home Improvement Project Ever Again

1. It hurts.
2. It hurts in the wallet.
3. Hearing “oh oh.” If I hear this one more time I will drink myself stupid.
4. The cleanup! Oh dear god the cleanup.
5. I really don’t enjoy the fact that everyone at the Home Depot knows us by name. This isn’t the Cheers I had in mind.
6. I really don’t enjoy that we go to the Home Depot, on average, three times a day.
7. It hurts.

Reasons to Do Another Home Improvement Project

1. Oh it really looks lovely!
2. So much fun seeing how excited the kidlets are about having a new bathroom.
3. Watching my daughter get all fired up about decorating. This made me cry a little. Just a few tears came squirting out.
4. Watching the Big B and Pupcake form a closer relationship. That working together really does bond you mens doesn’t it? Brilliant that I just figured this out. Ha!
5. There really is something loving about painting back to back with the guy you love.
6. It’s done!