Showing posts with label mac love. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mac love. Show all posts
Macintosh Smackintosh
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I had my tech over yesterday (he has no web page or I'd totally link to him, he's been my Mac tech for nearly 12 years - yikes!).
After doing all his voodo whoodo and diagnostics and housecleaning his face got 'that look' and he said, "You know, this hardly ever happens with these little iMacs, but your hard drive is dying."
Deborah say wah?
Oye to the vey.
Poopy shitty.
Holy crapinoli.
Who's ass can I kick?
Pouting.
Ranting.
Eating.
The best part (sarcasm?? hehehe), I need to take it to Apple. Yep, I have to schlep my Mac and it's power cord to Apple. I'd insert a well-timed F word, but if I start I'll never stop.
I'll eyeball the iPads I've been lusting for lately. Oh yeah, did I mention that my netbook took a shit as well? Uh huh. I'm the puter-death-ray around these parts. Pup grabbed his MacBook and hid it. Pussy!
So! It's all good. I'm on the Pup-spare in the guest room (damn PC - hate that clumsy, clunky, noisy thing), I have a mid-term to study for, and I didn't hit the bottle.
It's a good day!
Sick Mac
Sad sac mac.Yes, there are thousands of PCs in this house, (that may be a slight exaggeration) but when your one and only is on the fritz nothing is the same.
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
Can't get to my STUFF peeps! MY STUFF! All my important stuff!
Ironically, Pup's PCs are sick on a daily basis. My mac - NEVER!
Send me good thoughts; even if you hate Macs. Which I'm guessing some of you do because that's just how it goes. And when people hate Macs they ALWAYS have to tell me.
That's okay. We can take it.
:DI'm armed and diverting - uh, I mean, dangerous.
How Long (Has This Been Going On)?
Oh my gosh. Here is the first Mac I ever owned. I took a few classes, spent so many hours on my own, freelanced for my bro and sis-in-law in the first version of PageMaker. Ooooh that was a while ago.What is sexier than computering? Mac as fashion? Do you all remember your first? How you loved it? Couldn't wait to get alone with it? I was obsessed certainly.
20 years! 20 years of computer-love.
My new Mac is the sexiest ever. One piece with my add-on (even sexier) Bose speakers. The white mouse. The white keyboard. Pure mind-lube lovelies.
Think about how this thing [I'm talking to you PC people as well :) ] has changed your world in the past 20 years. I can't even imagine.
How long has it been going on for you?
