I love his crooked smile, his wonky eyes, the way he schvitzes like a turkey on the fourth Wednesday of November. I love how he quaffs Maker's Mark giving me a whiskey-boner.
He's adorable!
He can ask the most intrusive, rude, need-to-know question and because he's smiling that crazy smile, you don't hate him.
He wrangles in all the Housewives from Bravo with ease and makes it look like they could be normal under their crazy (I don't think they are.)
Here's to getting a Mazel from Andy and loving his moxie for all the jackholes he picks.
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