Dirty Little Secrets

I've had the secret-things-girls-do conversation with friends and family in the past. The weird little things we do that we may or may not want anyone else (read - men) to know about us.

Of course, most of that flies out of the window once you're married. At least when you're married to a man. It's hard to keep the veil of mystery intact after the first time your husband sees you peeing. ahem. Not that I would know anything about this. ahem

• I don't shower every day.
• I eat an entire bag of Doritos. Every time I eat Doritos
• I daydream. A lot.
• I like my alone time. A lot.
• I sing along with my iPod. A lot.

What's your secret? Come on; tell me! No one is listening.